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The Lion King

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Excited about the new Lion King? In case you forgot, this was the story:

A brain-dead cub listens to his lying uncle and gets his father killed. He cowardly abandons his now-widowed mother, is rewarded for all that by ending up in heaven where he sings “Hakuna Matata” (Disney for “Fuck It All, I Don’t Care”), then comes back home in the noble pursuit of…er…pussy. He then beats up his by-now nonagenarian uncle, takes over the jungle, and is hailed as a hero

Think about it, that’s the movie.

I’ve hated the damn thing since I first watched it and was dumbstruck by the admiration I saw this grotesque theft of Kimba receive.

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KarmaMole

KarmaMole is a nickname for Omar Kamel. He is a writer, musician, photographer, director, and producer. He makes things out of words and sounds and images. He spent three years of his life in a futile fight for a better future in Tahrir Square and has more opinions than any mortal man should be allowed. Some of them are on this blog.

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