Gabriel: Dadda!! Let’s play Hide n’ Seek!
Me (exhausted): How about we play Hide n’ Forget..?
Gabriel: What’s that?
Me: You hide, and I forget about it.
Gabriel: Is that a real game, or did you just make it up?
Me: It’s a real game because I just made it up!
Gabriel: Okay!
He runs off while I start counting to 20. He comes back when I’m at 5 to get his iPad, clearly discerning this won’t be like regular Hide n’ Seek.
10 minutes later, he comes back into the room…
Gabriel: This game is boring.
